dAmn it - What is it?
- Trim useless parts
- Avoid inside jokes. Remember, these quotes are going to be seen by everyone, and few people are going to appreciate private jokes!
- This is supposed to be a database of funny quotes, so please keep it in topic
- Remove potential thousands of "lol" and "rofl" lines from the end
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Quote #47138=Topicality quotes, Dec 14, 2010, 7:07:29 AM
<StormPenguin> Anyway I'ma go take a bath now
<StormPenguin> WITH MAH RUBBER DICK!
Quote #51001!GwenavhyeurAnastasia quotes, Feb 15, 2011, 2:53:35 PM
<oblivion00> Do you have to kick at least one person per day to keep the hat?
<GwenavhyeurAnastasia> Two per day.
<zebrazebrazebra> so i just have to kick like...ten times as many people as you and then i get a hat
<zebrazebrazebra> i see how it all works now
<zebrazebrazebra> and $Moonbeam13 must've kicked like
<zebrazebrazebra> all of deviantart
<zebrazebrazebra> and they were all oh wow man have this $
Quote #50075^Beccalicious quotes, Feb 3, 2011, 6:04:17 AM
20:03:30 <y2jenn> damn that bacon eyed emote
Quote #73026^neurotype quotes, Jul 1, 2012, 3:54:49 AM
12:51:23 PM <Wolfrug> Create an alt account to bitch over things? Who would do that?
12:51:39 PM <ShadowedAcolyte> God would. I mean, Jesus is pretty much an alt account.
Quote #73018`Danium quotes, Jun 30, 2012, 11:44:15 PM
<copperrein> I refuse to believe you are the age you say you are
<GigaNigga> and I refuse to believe you don't work for UPS
<GigaNigga> Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
Quote #43973*TeaPuck quotes, Oct 22, 2010, 5:59:17 AM
03:55:47 PM <DaPineapple> People seem to think I'm funny.
03:56:06 PM <Pixel-Spotlight> DaPineapple: you spelt furry wrong there
Quote #74192~BlueStorm369 quotes, Aug 5, 2012, 4:29:46 PM
<dragonblossom25> There's a world outside the internet
<bluestorm369> Link me