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PE: dAmn It - What is it?

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 8:58 PM

dAmn it - What is it?

dAmn it is a database of quotes for deviants to post any funny situations they have witnessed on deviantART's chat network.

For your quotes to appear in the database, they must be approved by a Community Volunteer.

Some tips (taken from the FAQ):
  • Trim useless parts
  • Avoid inside jokes. Remember, these quotes are going to be seen by everyone, and few people are going to appreciate private jokes!
  • This is supposed to be a database of funny quotes, so please keep it in topic
  • Remove potential thousands of "lol" and "rofl" lines from the end


Browsing dAmn it

:star: +♥ (+heart) a Quote:

You can select your favourite quotations in the database by clicking the little +heart button next to each quote. You will then be able to view these quotations in the My Faves section of dAmn it.

:star: Linking to Individual Quotes

You can link to individual quotes by clicking on the date under the quote number (see below)

By clicking the date, it will take you to the URL page for that quote - allowing you to easily share the quote with your friends.

dAmn It Search by zikes

This is a nifty browser script that adds the function to search for terms and usernames. Please note that this browser script is not officially supported by

Here Are Some Quotes:


Quote #47138

Topicality quotes,  Dec 14, 2010, 7:07:29 AM

<StormPenguin> Anyway I'ma go take a bath now
<StormPenguin> WITH MAH RUBBER DICK! :iconanimefaceplz:
<StormPenguin> Duck*
<StormPenguin> FUCK


Quote #51001

GwenavhyeurAnastasia quotes, Feb 15, 2011, 2:53:35 PM

<oblivion00> Do you have to kick at least one person per day to keep the hat? :lol:
<GwenavhyeurAnastasia> Two per day.
<zebrazebrazebra> so i just have to kick like...ten times as many people as you and then i get a hat
<zebrazebrazebra> i see how it all works now
<zebrazebrazebra> and $Moonbeam13 must've kicked like
<zebrazebrazebra> all of deviantart
<zebrazebrazebra> and they were all oh wow man have this $


Quote #50075

Beccalicious quotes, Feb 3, 2011, 6:04:17 AM

20:03:21 <damphyr> :innocent:
20:03:30 <y2jenn> damn that bacon eyed emote


Quote #73026

neurotype quotes, Jul 1, 2012, 3:54:49 AM

12:51:23 PM <Wolfrug> Create an alt account to bitch over things? Who would do that?
12:51:39 PM <ShadowedAcolyte> God would. I mean, Jesus is pretty much an alt account.


Quote #73018

Danium quotes, Jun 30, 2012, 11:44:15 PM

<copperrein> I refuse to believe you are the age you say you are
<GigaNigga> and I refuse to believe you don't work for UPS
<GigaNigga> Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package


Quote #43973

TeaPuck quotes, Oct 22, 2010, 5:59:17 AM

03:55:47 PM <DaPineapple> People seem to think I'm funny.
03:56:06 PM <Pixel-Spotlight> DaPineapple: you spelt furry wrong there


Quote #74192

BlueStorm-Studio quotes, Aug 5, 2012, 4:29:46 PM

<dragonblossom25> There's a world outside the internet
<bluestorm369> Link me

Thanks for reading! :)

An overview of what dAmn it is and some tips on how to use it.
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Ender-Wings Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha some are funny, but people that don't like major cursing on the first page on a popular, must-read journal won't think they're funny....
TheOwl68 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ditto =TheGalleryOfEve HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! :rofl: #47138 did me in; the rest were just adding to my blithering barrage of doofus-esque hysterical laughter! Thank you so very much for this! Absolutely brilliant!
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AAAAAahahahahahaha!!! :iconbiglaughplz: :rofl: hahahahaha :iconbiglaughplz: ... I can't get over Quote #47138!!!!! :iconbiglaughplz: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My goodness!!! hahahaha :giggle:

I'm checking it out! :iconbiglaughplz: I've heard of it, but didn't know much about it!!! :giggle: hahahaha ... Gosh!!! How will I regain my composure after that!!! :iconbiglaughplz: I'm CRYING here!!! hahahaha :iconbiglaughplz:
blessedarrow Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
I never knew how it worked, but even now it looks kinda dumb.
Please-Not-Last Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Student General Artist
I love dAmn It. It's amazing! :D
vespera Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I have never actually wandered over there. I should probably rectify that.
Trampire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
Sounds like people can just make things up and submit it!!! D: D: D:
Sachi-pon Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i never understood what it was until now. thank you!!
AnnaGladue Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Professional Writer
Holy Toledo, that is nothing what I thought DAmn It was. Here I was thinking it was someplace for those who make sure deviantART runs smoothly. :lol:
WhenPigsFry Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconshakepigplz: Why, oh why would you damn the bacon eyed emote? $y2jenn has some explaining to do.
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