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The LOL Corner #128

Wed Jul 3, 2013, 3:42 AM

The LOL Corner


This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you. For more information on dAmnIt!, please see this blog.

dAmnIt! has reached over 80,000 quotes!

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note bradleysays or Astralseed with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give the quote number in your note. Suggested quotes should be submitted to dAmnIt between July 1st and July 15th, 2013.


The Last 10 Editions:



Edition #118
Edition #119
Edition #120
Edition #121
Edition #122
Edition #123
Edition #124
Edition #125
Edition #126
Edition #127


The Link



To view the quote on dAmnIt! click the date in the quote. From there, you will be given the opportunity to :+favlove: the quote! This makes it easier to share quotes with your friends, as they will appear in the My Faves section of dAmnIt!


The Quotes



:icondezenerate:

Quote #81500

Dezenerate quotes,  Jun 18, 2013, 2:55:33 PM

<7Vale> How much money are we talking about
* 7Vale licks his greedy mexican lips
<7Vale> That was supposed to say greasy but that works too


:iconnegroceries:

Quote #81575

negroceries quotes,  Jun 22, 2013, 3:53:09 PM

<Biggerontheinside10> They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry, but I ran out of food like, a week ago and every day I get hungrier and hungrier.



:iconb0nkers:

Quote #81595

B0nkers quotes,  Jun 23, 2013, 8:55:35 PM

<NeroREQUIEM> whitesidevampire: Birthday present for yourself? Need anyone else to incest?
<NeroREQUIEM> ...FUCK
<NeroREQUIEM> *INVEST


:iconera-eternal:

Quote #81666

ERA-Eternal quotes,  Jun 28, 2013, 6:19:08 AM

<ERA-Eternal> NEED TO MAKE YOUR CHARACTER INTERESTING? GIVE IT A DICK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S A WOMAN.
<ERA-Eternal> STILL NEED TO MAKE IT INTERESTING? GIVE IT RAINBOWS. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE, JUST GIVE IT RAINBOWS.
<ERA-Eternal> CAN'T DECIDE ON A COLOR? FUCK IT USE ALL OF THEM, NOBODY WILL CARE! THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE CREATIVE AND DIFFERENT!


:icontechnoj10:

Quote #81618

technoj10 quotes,  Jun 25, 2013, 5:12:44 PM

<technoj10> My favorite Greek God is Herpes.
<goldenbee8> Wait... isn't it "Hermes"?
<technoj10> I dunno.


:iconzack347:

Quote #81643

zack347 quotes,  Jun 26, 2013, 1:04:23 PM

** fluf-studios has joined
<zack347> OMG!!! DId you all hear the good news!? :iconexcitedlaplz:
<fluf-studios> zack347: What good news? :iconexcitedlaplz:
<zack347> the bird bird bird... the bird is the word... the bird bird bird... the bird is the word... :iconsurfinbirdplz:
** fluf-studios has left [connection closed]


:icondannyman12:

Quote #81708

Dannyman12 quotes,  Jun 30, 2013, 9:53:14 AM

<mrcactus747> hello?
<mrcactus747> can anyone see me
<Dannyman12> Who said that?


:iconopalmist:

Quote #81688

OpalMist quotes,  Jun 29, 2013, 6:43:12 AM

<tiganesc> someone come massage my damn face.
* OpalMist massages tiganesc's face with his butt
<OpalMist> tiganesc: The awesome thing about that statement is that it's ambiguous about whose butt it is.
<tiganesc> OpalMist: ikr.
<tiganesc> OpalMist: i would massage my face with my own ass. that'd probably be pleasant.


:icontocsin-vesper:

Quote #81641

Tocsin-Vesper quotes,  Jun 26, 2013, 12:43:54 PM

<Foxdapple101> not to mention dogs like to cuddle a lot so it's like having a girlfriend except it's actually nothing like having a girlfriend I don't know where this analogy is going but yes. dog cuddles


:iconnekomarik:

Quote #81625

NekoMarik quotes,  Jun 25, 2013, 1:28:12 PM

<ComicBookGuy> Speaking of which, I found the last dog poop ever around my area recently
<ComicBookGuy> It was
<ComicBookGuy> An endangered faeces


:iconblackpheonixslash:

Quote #81669

BlackpheonixSlash quotes,  Jun 28, 2013, 11:39:25 AM

** bobosmith01 has joined
** bobosmith01 has joined
** bobosmith01 has joined
** bobosmith01 has joined
** bobosmith01 has joined
** bobosmith01 has joined
<BlackpheonixSlash>annnd attack of the bobo's has begun


:iconfarand:

Quote #81508

farand quotes,  Jun 19, 2013, 10:23:06 AM

<TheFightingMongooses> These days, Macaulay Culkin looks more like the bad buys from Home Alone.



Old But Gold



A new section of The LOL Corner which features a quote that was submitted quite some time ago and has a lot of love (:+favlove:). We hope you enjoy this week's pick! 

:iconcaektiems:

Quote #21319

Caektiems quotes,  Aug 12, 2009, 6:39:48 AM

<psivamp> lmao my 4 year old daughter is obviously in a bad mood
<psivamp> dora just asked her if she would help and she yelled NO YOU ARENT REAL and ran out of the room



Thank you to neurotype, Beccalicious and 3wyl for suggesting quotes for this article. :heart:



This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
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:iconicexdragon:
IceXDragon Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg it's back!:woohoo::squee:

"Who said that?" :laughing:
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
Good to see it started again. :')
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:icongryshii:
Gryshii Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I smiled and mildly chuckled.
Then again my laugh box was removed when I went into hysterics over some guy shooting a fake Santa for breaking and entering.
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:iconminato-kushina:
Minato-Kushina Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
So pricelesss! Thanks for sharing! :lmao:
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catluvr2 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Regular" News article. :iconairquotesplz: Right, tell me again when the last one was posted? :iconyoumustbenewhereplz:
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
:lol:
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:iconpamuya-blucat:
Pamuya-Blucat Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not as great as some of the older ones but YEAH
IT IS BACK.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:dance:
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:iconcommandereve:
CommanderEVE Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student General Artist
They are not funny, unless I have no sense of humor. 
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:icondagoth-jeff:
dagoth-jeff Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I agree, this was a waste of frontpage space.
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