The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you. For more information on dAmnIt!, please see this blog.
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The Quotes
Quote #81500
Dezenerate quotes, Jun 18, 2013, 2:55:33 PM<7Vale> How much money are we talking about
* 7Vale licks his greedy mexican lips
<7Vale> That was supposed to say greasy but that works too
Quote #81575
negroceries quotes, Jun 22, 2013, 3:53:09 PM<Biggerontheinside10> They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry, but I ran out of food like, a week ago and every day I get hungrier and hungrier.
Quote #81595
B0nkers quotes, Jun 23, 2013, 8:55:35 PM<NeroREQUIEM> whitesidevampire: Birthday present for yourself? Need anyone else to incest?
<NeroREQUIEM> ...FUCK
<NeroREQUIEM> *INVEST
Quote #81666
fjslkdjfnsglksdjfsd quotes, Jun 28, 2013, 6:19:08 AM<ERA-Eternal> NEED TO MAKE YOUR CHARACTER INTERESTING? GIVE IT A DICK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S A WOMAN.
<ERA-Eternal> STILL NEED TO MAKE IT INTERESTING? GIVE IT RAINBOWS. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE, JUST GIVE IT RAINBOWS.
<ERA-Eternal> CAN'T DECIDE ON A COLOR? FUCK IT USE ALL OF THEM, NOBODY WILL CARE! THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE CREATIVE AND DIFFERENT!
Quote #81618
technoj10 quotes, Jun 25, 2013, 5:12:44 PM<technoj10> My favorite Greek God is Herpes.
<goldenbee8> Wait... isn't it "Hermes"?
<technoj10> I dunno.
Quote #81643
zack347 quotes, Jun 26, 2013, 1:04:23 PM** fluf-studios has joined
<zack347> OMG!!! DId you all hear the good news!?
<fluf-studios> zack347: What good news?
<zack347> the bird bird bird... the bird is the word... the bird bird bird... the bird is the word...
** fluf-studios has left [connection closed]
Quote #81708
Dannyman12 quotes, Jun 30, 2013, 9:53:14 AM<mrcactus747> hello?
<mrcactus747> can anyone see me
<Dannyman12> Who said that?
Quote #81688
OpalMist quotes, Jun 29, 2013, 6:43:12 AM<tiganesc> someone come massage my damn face.
* OpalMist massages tiganesc's face with his butt
<OpalMist> tiganesc: The awesome thing about that statement is that it's ambiguous about whose butt it is.
<tiganesc> OpalMist: ikr.
<tiganesc> OpalMist: i would massage my face with my own ass. that'd probably be pleasant.
Quote #81641
Tocsin-Vesper quotes, Jun 26, 2013, 12:43:54 PM<Foxdapple101> not to mention dogs like to cuddle a lot so it's like having a girlfriend except it's actually nothing like having a girlfriend I don't know where this analogy is going but yes. dog cuddles
Quote #81625
NekoMarik quotes, Jun 25, 2013, 1:28:12 PM<ComicBookGuy> Speaking of which, I found the last dog poop ever around my area recently
<ComicBookGuy> It was
<ComicBookGuy> An endangered faeces
Quote #81669
BlackpheonixSlash quotes, Jun 28, 2013, 11:39:25 AM** bobosmith01 has joined
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<BlackpheonixSlash>annnd attack of the bobo's has begun
Quote #81508
Farand quotes, Jun 19, 2013, 10:23:06 AM<TheFightingMongooses> These days, Macaulay Culkin looks more like the bad buys from Home Alone.
Old But Gold
A new section of The LOL Corner which features a quote that was submitted quite some time ago and has a lot of love (). We hope you enjoy this week's pick!
Quote #21319
Caektiems quotes, Aug 12, 2009, 6:39:48 AM<psivamp> lmao my 4 year old daughter is obviously in a bad mood
<psivamp> dora just asked her if she would help and she yelled NO YOU ARENT REAL and ran out of the room
Thank you to neurotype-on-discord, BeccaJS and 3wyl for suggesting quotes for this article.