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The LOL Corner #130

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 5:29 PM

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you. For more information on dAmnIt!, please see this blog.

dAmnIt! has reached over 80,000 quotes!

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note bradleysays or Astralseed with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give the quote number in your note. Suggested quotes should be submitted to dAmnIt between August 1st and August 15th, 2013.

The Last 10 Editions:

Edition #120
Edition #121
Edition #122
Edition #123
Edition #124
Edition #125
Edition #126
Edition #127
Edition #128
Edition #129

The Link

To view the quote on dAmnIt! click the date in the quote. From there, you will be given the opportunity to :+favlove: the quote! This makes it easier to share quotes with your friends, as they will appear in the My Faves section of dAmnIt!

The Quotes


Quote #82146

ComicBookGuy quotes,  Jul 15, 2013, 10:49:37 PM

07:48:00 AM <copperrein> ComicBookGuy: my vagina is like IE
07:48:03 AM <copperrein> wide open
07:48:07 AM <copperrein> and vulnerable
07:48:09 AM <ComicBookGuy> copperrein: And no one ever uses it?


Quote #82386

SuperArrow quotes,  Jul 26, 2013, 1:33:05 PM



Quote #82388

TigerMaster quotes,  Jul 26, 2013, 1:38:10 PM

11:35:49 PM ** Chairkiller has left [connection closed]
11:37:41 PM <TigerMaster> Well, that was something


Quote #82370

farand quotes,  Jul 25, 2013, 9:33:14 PM

12:31:19 PM <fatmantis> What does one want with bananas?
12:31:37 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis: What do you think one wants with bananas? :o
12:32:00 PM <fatmantis> twicehalf: To train a monkey butler?
12:32:13 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis: :paranoid:
12:32:17 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis: Good answer.


Quote #82373

Nifhr quotes,  Jul 26, 2013, 2:27:18 AM

12:25:47 PM <XxBlazingFirexX> No entiendo espanol.
12:25:53 PM <Unknown-Tiger> I don't speak taco
12:25:58 PM <Unknown-Tiger> Tacozaurus: no offense
12:26:04 PM <Tacozaurus> You don't speak? o3o


Quote #82391

dorrrrin quotes,  Jul 26, 2013, 8:51:33 PM

19:41:39 ** 7Vale has joined
19:42:18 <7Vale> piss in me
19:42:21 <7Vale> on
19:42:25 <7Vale> whatever


Quote #82368

IceStarStorm quotes,  Jul 25, 2013, 5:41:47 PM

<IceStarStorm>...i just thought about it, and...
<IceStarStorm>I currently possess a kitten who hasn't even been fertilized yet. :stare:
<CatsofSin>fertilized? o3o your cat is plant?


Quote #82344

copperrein quotes,  Jul 25, 2013, 1:35:28 AM

11:33:49 AM <slenderblade> JoyJoyfulTheRabbit: can you drink and dive though
11:34:07 AM <JoyJoyfulTheRabbit> slenderblade: I might be eaten by shark :stare:
11:34:10 AM ** Jaws1337 has joined
11:34:26 AM <JoyJoyfulTheRabbit> NOOO


Quote #82200

NekoMarik quotes,  Jul 18, 2013, 1:55:00 PM

08:51:25 PM <LapeyLou> but physically, it is warm down here
08:51:30 PM <LapeyLou> in my living room
08:51:34 PM <LapeyLou> not my crotch


Quote #82196

AquarianBabe quotes,  Jul 18, 2013, 5:52:38 PM

12:51:43 PM <Riivka> Kittylyn-Donut: When you are talking to a boy, be playfully mean.
12:51:44 PM <Riivka> Like.
12:51:48 PM <Riivka> Call him names.
12:51:49 PM <Riivka> Punch him.
12:51:53 PM <Riivka> Murder his family.


Quote #82151

mamiffer quotes,  Jul 16, 2013, 7:04:59 AM

04:03:33 PM <Ao4life> everybody look at the cock!
04:03:39 PM <Ao4life> *CLOCK!!!


Quote #82125

farand quotes,  Jul 15, 2013, 3:29:57 AM

<06:27:18 PM <calgarc> twicehalf: if u liek den u betta put a wang on it :iconbayonseplz:

Old But Gold

A new section of The LOL Corner which features a quote that was submitted quite some time ago and has a lot of love (:+favlove:). We hope you enjoy this week's pick!


Quote #46031

shadow321337 quotes,  Nov 25, 2010, 3:29:28 PM

<hultsima> So I fused a lemon and a grenade together
<hultsima> I call it
<hultsima> A lemonade

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
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clockworkscar Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love these!!!
SavageFrog Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I've met chicks who've tried Quote #82196 in highschool (I find it both hilarious & disturbing at the same time :stare: )
bradleysays Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
SavageFrog Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Apparently, nothing says true love like a restraining order in their eyes. XD
CraftMaster71020 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student General Artist
GillianIvy Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why do I find "Murder his family" so funny?  :lmao:
Daghrgenzeen Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: OHmygoooooood!
Lilifaye Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student Photographer
I'M FREAKIN DYING :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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