The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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Quote #82146=ComicBookGuy quotes, Jul 15, 2013, 10:49:37 PM
07:48:00 AM <copperrein> ComicBookGuy: my vagina is like IE
07:48:03 AM <copperrein> wide open
07:48:07 AM <copperrein> and vulnerable
07:48:09 AM <ComicBookGuy> copperrein: And no one ever uses it?
Quote #82386~SuperArrow quotes, Jul 26, 2013, 1:33:05 PM
<Rotneybot> THE BRITISH ARE COMING! GET TO THE CHOPPER!
<SuperArrow> THE BRITISH AREN'T CUMMING BECAUSE PORN BAN
Quote #82388~TigerMaster quotes, Jul 26, 2013, 1:38:10 PM
11:35:48 PM <CatsofSin> SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
11:35:49 PM ** Chairkiller has left [connection closed]
11:37:41 PM <TigerMaster> Well, that was something
Quote #82370^twicehalf quotes, Jul 25, 2013, 9:33:14 PM
12:31:19 PM <fatmantis> What does one want with bananas?
12:31:37 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis: What do you think one wants with bananas?
12:32:00 PM <fatmantis> twicehalf: To train a monkey butler?
12:32:13 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis:
12:32:17 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis: Good answer.
Quote #82373~Tacozaurus quotes, Jul 26, 2013, 2:27:18 AM
12:25:47 PM <XxBlazingFirexX> No entiendo espanol.
12:25:53 PM <Unknown-Tiger> I don't speak taco
12:25:58 PM <Unknown-Tiger> Tacozaurus: no offense
12:26:04 PM <Tacozaurus> You don't speak? o3o
Quote #82391=savag3-cabbag3 quotes, Jul 26, 2013, 8:51:33 PM
19:41:39 ** 7Vale has joined
19:42:18 <7Vale> piss in me
19:42:21 <7Vale> on
19:42:25 <7Vale> whatever
Quote #82368~IceStarStorm quotes, Jul 25, 2013, 5:41:47 PM
<IceStarStorm>...i just thought about it, and...
<IceStarStorm>I currently possess a kitten who hasn't even been fertilized yet.
<CatsofSin>fertilized? o3o your cat is plant?
Quote #82344^copperrein quotes, Jul 25, 2013, 1:35:28 AM
11:33:49 AM <slenderblade> JoyJoyfulTheRabbit: can you drink and dive though
11:34:07 AM <JoyJoyfulTheRabbit> slenderblade: I might be eaten by shark
11:34:10 AM ** Jaws1337 has joined
11:34:26 AM <JoyJoyfulTheRabbit> NOOO
Quote #82200=NekoMarik quotes, Jul 18, 2013, 1:55:00 PM
08:51:25 PM <LapeyLou> but physically, it is warm down here
08:51:30 PM <LapeyLou> in my living room
08:51:34 PM <LapeyLou> not my crotch
Quote #82196~AquarianBabe quotes, Jul 18, 2013, 5:52:38 PM
12:51:43 PM <Riivka> Kittylyn-Donut: When you are talking to a boy, be playfully mean.
12:51:44 PM <Riivka> Like.
12:51:48 PM <Riivka> Call him names.
12:51:49 PM <Riivka> Punch him.
12:51:53 PM <Riivka> Murder his family.
Quote #82151`laserBEAST quotes, Jul 16, 2013, 7:04:59 AM
04:03:33 PM <Ao4life> everybody look at the cock!
04:03:39 PM <Ao4life> *CLOCK!!!
Quote #82125^twicehalf quotes, Jul 15, 2013, 3:29:57 AM
<06:27:18 PM <calgarc> twicehalf: if u liek den u betta put a wang on it
Old But Gold
A new section of The LOL Corner which features a quote that was submitted quite some time ago and has a lot of love (). We hope you enjoy this week's pick!
Quote #46031~shadow321337 quotes, Nov 25, 2010, 3:29:28 PM
<hultsima> So I fused a lemon and a grenade together
<hultsima> I call it
<hultsima> A lemonade