The LOL Corner #130

Aug 2, 201314 min read

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Published: Aug 2, 2013

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The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

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The Quotes

Quote #82146

ComicBookGaz quotes, Jul 15, 2013, 10:49:37 PM

07:48:00 AM <copperrein> ComicBookGuy: my vagina is like IE
07:48:03 AM <copperrein> wide open
07:48:07 AM <copperrein> and vulnerable
07:48:09 AM <ComicBookGuy> copperrein: And no one ever uses it?

Quote #82386

SuperArrow quotes, Jul 26, 2013, 1:33:05 PM

<Rotneybot> THE BRITISH ARE COMING! GET TO THE CHOPPER!
<SuperArrow> THE BRITISH AREN'T CUMMING BECAUSE PORN BAN

Quote #82388

NyanTigey quotes, Jul 26, 2013, 1:38:10 PM

11:35:48 PM <CatsofSin> SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
11:35:49 PM ** Chairkiller has left [connection closed]
11:37:41 PM <TigerMaster> Well, that was something

Quote #82370

Farand quotes, Jul 25, 2013, 9:33:14 PM

12:31:19 PM <fatmantis> What does one want with bananas?
12:31:37 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis: What do you think one wants with bananas?

12:32:00 PM <fatmantis> twicehalf: To train a monkey butler?
12:32:13 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis:

12:32:17 PM <twicehalf> fatmantis: Good answer.

Quote #82373

Nyphr quotes, Jul 26, 2013, 2:27:18 AM

12:25:47 PM <XxBlazingFirexX> No entiendo espanol.
12:25:53 PM <Unknown-Tiger> I don't speak taco
12:25:58 PM <Unknown-Tiger> Tacozaurus: no offense
12:26:04 PM <Tacozaurus> You don't speak? o3o

Quote #82391

dorrrrin quotes, Jul 26, 2013, 8:51:33 PM

19:41:39 ** 7Vale has joined
19:42:18 <7Vale> piss in me
19:42:21 <7Vale> on
19:42:25 <7Vale> whatever

Quote #82368

IceStarStorm quotes, Jul 25, 2013, 5:41:47 PM

<IceStarStorm>...i just thought about it, and...
<IceStarStorm>I currently possess a kitten who hasn't even been fertilized yet.

<CatsofSin>fertilized? o3o your cat is plant?

Quote #82344

copperrein quotes, Jul 25, 2013, 1:35:28 AM

11:33:49 AM <slenderblade> JoyJoyfulTheRabbit: can you drink and dive though
11:34:07 AM <JoyJoyfulTheRabbit> slenderblade: I might be eaten by shark

11:34:10 AM ** Jaws1337 has joined
11:34:26 AM <JoyJoyfulTheRabbit> NOOO

Quote #82200

NekoMarik quotes, Jul 18, 2013, 1:55:00 PM

08:51:25 PM <LapeyLou> but physically, it is warm down here
08:51:30 PM <LapeyLou> in my living room
08:51:34 PM <LapeyLou> not my crotch

Quote #82196

Aquariem quotes, Jul 18, 2013, 5:52:38 PM

12:51:43 PM <Riivka> Kittylyn-Donut: When you are talking to a boy, be playfully mean.
12:51:44 PM <Riivka> Like.
12:51:48 PM <Riivka> Call him names.
12:51:49 PM <Riivka> Punch him.
12:51:53 PM <Riivka> Murder his family.