The LOL Corner
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Quote #82796Kenny-Winker quotes, Aug 15, 2013, 12:22:58 PM
09:21:28 PM <K-osSuburb> It's not deep.
09:21:35 PM <K-osSuburb> It's more itchy than painful.
09:21:38 PM <Gameconomist> That's what she said
Quote #83036MiloticScale quotes, Aug 31, 2013, 08:03:41 PM
05:02:41 AM <Milotic1406> I will find you
05:02:48 AM <Milotic1406> and I will judge your buttocks.
05:02:59 AM <Milotic1406> or maybe one buttoc
05:03:10 AM <Milotic1406> depending on how long you take to realize I'm judging your rear
Quote #82983Yenihime quotes, Aug 26, 2013, 3:01:52 PM
10:00:48 PM <Yenihime> daMimi: How is your hoe coming along?
10:00:50 PM <Yenihime> Oh god.
10:00:51 PM <Yenihime> Wtf
10:00:52 PM <Yenihime> No.
10:00:53 PM <Yenihime> House*
10:01:01 PM <Yenihime> Great job keyboard, great job.
Quote #83020appelation quotes, Aug 31, 2013, 3:12:43 PM
01:09:35 AM <SemioticPhotography> They don't fucking do surgery on rockets, todd
01:10:07 AM <todd> Your mom does surgery on rockets
01:10:11 AM <todd>
Quote #83013Thorero quotes, Aug 29, 2013, 7:25:34 PM
10:21:28 PM <frogswin> I don't like negatives
10:21:28 PM <frogswin> and
10:21:31 PM <frogswin> this calculator
10:21:48 PM <frogswin> isn't built for someone of lauren level intelligence
10:21:52 PM <frogswin> I can't get the fucking thing to turn on
10:21:56 PM <Thorero>
10:22:12 PM <Thorero> Is it plugged in/charged up?
10:22:16 PM <frogswin> ...oh
10:22:17 PM <frogswin> no
10:22:20 PM <Thorero> ...
10:22:29 PM <Thorero> I was... joking.
Quote #83019TommyGK quotes, Aug 29, 2013, 1:08:22 PM
<Painted-Nightmares> SemioticPhotography: I swear to drunk I'm not God
Quote #83012ChibiDashie quotes, Aug 29, 2013, 3:59:52 AM
<ChibiDashie> When I was in Pompeii, I saw Ancient Roman Porn...on postcards
<ChibiDashie> and David's dick statues everywhere
<nuckchorris0> "David's Dick Statues" sounds like a business
<nuckchorris0> "Come one come all, and buy a giant penis"
Quote #82910RussianNiko quotes, Aug 22, 2013, 11:31:03 AM
<RussianNiko>long story short, faries 8U
<RXX45-Youtube> FARIES! 8U
<nicaranime>I came back from dinner at an odd time :Ic
<RXX45-Youtube>A fairly odd time, yes. lD
Quote #82892Kenny-Winker quotes, Aug 21, 2013, 9:54:31 AM
06:52:40 PM <deviant-garde> People enslaved other people, not a word
06:52:55 PM <laserBEAST> i enslave words when i do crossword puzzles.
Quote #82849TaoFox quotes, Aug 18, 2013, 3:37:24 PM
12:35:15 AM <VividDoom> All the attractove ones are gay or taken. Delightful.
12:35:22 AM <VividDoom> I'll just fucking grow a penis.
Old But Gold
A new section of The LOL Corner which features a quote that was submitted quite some time ago and has a lot of love (). We hope you enjoy this week's pick!
Quote #35471Topicality quotes, Jul 9, 2010, 4:05:19 PM
<Blue-Six> WraithsWrath: D'you know if you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach?