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The LOL Corner #132

Wed Sep 4, 2013, 3:24 AM

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you. For more information on dAmnIt!, please see this blog

dAmnIt! has reached over 80,000 quotes!

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note bradleysays or Astralseed with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give the quote number in your note. Suggested quotes should be submitted to dAmnIt between September 1st and September 15th, 2013.

The Last 10 Editions:

Edition #122
Edition #123
Edition #124
Edition #125
Edition #126
Edition #127
Edition #128
Edition #129
Edition #130
Edition #131

The Link

To view the quote on dAmnIt! click the date in the quote. From there, you will be given the opportunity to :+favlove: the quote! This makes it easier to share quotes with your friends, as they will appear in the My Faves section of dAmnIt!

The Quotes


Quote #82796

mamiffer quotes,  Aug 15, 2013, 12:22:58 PM

09:21:28 PM <K-osSuburb> It's not deep.
09:21:35 PM <K-osSuburb> It's more itchy than painful.
09:21:38 PM <Gameconomist> That's what she said


Quote #83036

MiloticScale quotes,  Aug 31, 2013, 08:03:41 PM

05:02:41 AM <Milotic1406> I will find you
05:02:48 AM <Milotic1406> and I will judge your buttocks.
05:02:59 AM <Milotic1406> or maybe one buttoc
05:03:10 AM <Milotic1406> depending on how long you take to realize I'm judging your rear


Quote #82983

Yenihime quotes,  Aug 26, 2013, 3:01:52 PM

10:00:48 PM <Yenihime> daMimi: How is your hoe coming along?
10:00:50 PM <Yenihime> Oh god.
10:00:51 PM <Yenihime> Wtf
10:00:52 PM <Yenihime> No.
10:00:53 PM <Yenihime> House*
10:01:01 PM <Yenihime> Great job keyboard, great job.


Quote #83020

appelation quotes,  Aug 31, 2013, 3:12:43 PM

01:09:35 AM <SemioticPhotography> They don't fucking do surgery on rockets, todd
01:10:07 AM <todd> Your mom does surgery on rockets
01:10:11 AM <todd> :iconiykwimplz:


Quote #83013

Thorero quotes,  Aug 29, 2013, 7:25:34 PM

10:21:28 PM <frogswin> I don't like negatives
10:21:28 PM <frogswin> and
10:21:31 PM <frogswin> this calculator
10:21:48 PM <frogswin> isn't built for someone of lauren level intelligence
10:21:52 PM <frogswin> I can't get the fucking thing to turn on
10:21:56 PM <Thorero> :lol:
10:22:12 PM <Thorero> Is it plugged in/charged up?
10:22:16 PM <frogswin> ...oh
10:22:17 PM <frogswin> no
10:22:20 PM <Thorero> ...
10:22:29 PM <Thorero> I was... joking.


Quote #83019

TommyGK quotes,  Aug 29, 2013, 1:08:22 PM

<Painted-Nightmares> SemioticPhotography: I swear to drunk I'm not God :drunk:


Quote #83012

ChibiDashie quotes,  Aug 29, 2013, 3:59:52 AM

<ChibiDashie> When I was in Pompeii, I saw Ancient Roman Porn...on postcards
<ChibiDashie> and David's dick statues everywhere
<nuckchorris0> "David's Dick Statues" sounds like a business
<nuckchorris0> "Come one come all, and buy a giant penis"


Quote #82910

RussianNiko quotes,  Aug 22, 2013, 11:31:03 AM

<RussianNiko>long story short, faries 8U
<RXX45-Youtube> :iconmrcrockerplz::iconsaysplz: FARIES! 8U
<nicaranime>I came back from dinner at an odd time :Ic
<RXX45-Youtube>A fairly odd time, yes. lD


Quote #82892

mamiffer quotes,  Aug 21, 2013, 9:54:31 AM

06:52:40 PM <deviant-garde> People enslaved other people, not a word
06:52:55 PM <laserBEAST> i enslave words when i do crossword puzzles.


Quote #82849

TaoFox quotes,  Aug 18, 2013, 3:37:24 PM

12:35:15 AM <VividDoom> All the attractove ones are gay or taken. Delightful. :stare:
12:35:22 AM <VividDoom> I'll just fucking grow a penis.

Old But Gold

A new section of The LOL Corner which features a quote that was submitted quite some time ago and has a lot of love (:+favlove:). We hope you enjoy this week's pick!


Quote #35471

Topicality quotes,  Jul 9, 2010, 4:05:19 PM

<Blue-Six> WraithsWrath: D'you know if you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach?

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TheLazyGamists Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
XD omg the gold one!!!! SO AWESOME
roaringHeron Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013
wasnt that last one on tumblr though
or did it originally come from here
Kaz-D Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
GoJackFrost Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
ha ha my favourite was the one about Jaws :D
redspiderlillies Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Ahahahahahaha love the one about the "House*" one because that could be really easy to do XD
Yenihime Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013
You're right. It is very easy to do.
Considering I was using a broken as hell keyboard at the time and the buttons had to be smashed...then that happened. RIP laptop...RIP my friend.
The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Student General Artist
XD okay cool lol
Yenihime Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
Though, I've had much funnier damnits...think I could make a novel out of my collection alone.
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