The LOL Corner
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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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Quote #83420CaudateAnura quotes, Sep 30, 2013
11:51:02 AM <FrivolousFroggy> Alex looks like a girly boy in his ID.
11:51:12 AM <FrivolousFroggy> I'd bang him like a broken fence in a hurricane.
11:51:14 AM <Narfmaster> I'm ok with that
11:51:17 AM <Narfmaster> ...
11:51:20 AM <FrivolousFroggy>
11:51:22 AM <Narfmaster> ffffffff
11:51:26 AM <Narfmaster> I replied too late
11:51:26 AM <FrivolousFroggy> TIMING!
Quote #83374etherealbeast quotes, Sep 26, 2013
07:51:49 PM <twicehalf> laserBEAST: Aren't I your man?
07:52:01 PM <laserBEAST> twicehalf: nope
07:52:05 PM <twicehalf> laserBEAST: Fine.
07:52:07 PM <twicehalf> All right.
07:52:11 PM <twicehalf> I'm a big boy, I can take it.
07:52:17 PM <twicehalf> I'll just...
07:52:23 PM <twicehalf> Leave.
07:52:26 PM ** twicehalf has left
Quote #83368slightlymighty quotes, Sep 25, 2013
<twicehalf> Valora390: We chat about general things. Right now we're talking about wearing parkas in Texas.
Quote #83349Tails-155 quotes, Sep 23, 2013
21:10:26 <SilverRattler> Tails-155: long time no see
21:11:38 <Tails-155> SilverRattler: that's how ninjas work
Quote #83337FoomBerry quotes, Sep 22, 2013
06:11:18 PM ** baronbeandip has joined
06:11:33 PM <FoomBerry> baronbeandip: I see you in #devart
06:11:42 PM <baronbeandip> I see me there too
06:11:45 PM <FoomBerry>
Quote #83289Writing-with-Fire quotes, Sep 18, 2013
09:39:07 AM <SinValor> Where do I swipe my credit card?
09:39:16 AM <MartialBigfist> buttcrack
09:39:40 AM <SinValor> MartialBigfist: I ain't swiping it through someone's shit
09:39:41 AM <MartialBigfist> ooooh
Quote #83248namenotrequired quotes, Sep 15, 2013
11:36:07 PM <twicehalf> OpalMist: Good lord, that didn't cake long.
11:36:09 PM <twicehalf> Er, take long.
Quote #83297SemioticPhotography quotes, Sep 18, 2013
<Painted-Nightmares> I thought a BJ was you literally blowing on a dick
<Painted-Nightmares> I know
<Painted-Nightmares> what it is now
<SemioticPhotography> OH MY GOD
<Painted-Nightmares> I would think "Y do guys like that so much" lol
<SemioticPhotography> best thing i've ever read
Old But Gold
A new section of The LOL Corner which features a quote that was submitted quite some time ago and has a lot of love (). We hope you enjoy this week's pick!
Quote #21098CallsTheDogHamburger quotes, Aug 7, 2009
13:30:20 <DaPineapple> actually
13:30:25 <DaPineapple> I have a talking cactus
13:30:41 <DaPineapple> it talks to me whenever I start drinking
13:30:44 <DaPineapple> it's weird
13:30:54 <DaPineapple> it dresses all mexican
13:30:55 <DaPineapple> but
13:31:00 <DaPineapple> it has an Irish accent.
13:31:12 <DaPineapple> it's fecking crazy.