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The LOL Corner



This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! was a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you. As of November 30, dAmnIt has been removed from the site.

Feel free to note TheLOLCorner with a quote from the chat or forum. More details about this can be found here.

The Last 5 Editions:




The Quotes



:icondarue:

Quote #24321

darue quotes, Oct 26, 2009  

<Magicstix> i think the idea of humans as gods is probably more terrifying than humans destroying themselves ;X
<Magicstix> i mean just look at the people around this chatroom for example
<aeues> I want to be a POTATO!


:iconkisayamyst:

Quote #21496

KisayaMyst quotes,  Aug 16, 2009

23:48:51 <Rummylovesyou> I'm on fire
23:48:52 <Rummylovesyou> brb


:iconsunlightincarnate:

Quote #35688

SunlightIncarnate quotes,  Jul 14, 2010

12:58:33 PM <lucozade209> i rad the dictionary onece
12:58:39 PM <SunlightIncarnate> I can tell.



:iconmyntkat:

Quote #45603

MyntKat quotes,  Nov 17, 2010

<Athenas88> My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours
<tiganusi> damn right it's better than yours D:
<GaioumonBatou> I hate when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard.
<GaioumonBatou> I don't even have a yard.
<GaioumonBatou> wtf are they doing.


:iconsinixto:

Quote #22510

SinIxto quotes,  Sep 13, 2009

<SinIxto>THE SHIT IS BANANAS
<SinIxto>B
<SinIxto>A
<SinIxto>B
<SinIxto>SHIT


:icontalnoy:

Quote #21543

Talnoy quotes,  Aug 18, 2009

02:46:22 <Mewshi> not very many of my female friends play videogames, so most of them are male
02:46:45 <Talnoy> Most of your female freinds are Male?



:iconxfactorfanatic311:

Quote #35839

xfactorfanatic311 quotes,  Jul 16, 2010

<xfactorfanatic311> All I've been drinking all day was apple juice. Am I pregnant? :?
<MoUnTaInDeWmE> Yes.
<MoUnTaInDeWmE> Apple juice makes you pregnant.


:iconlordofdemise:

Quote #29899

LordOfDemise quotes,  Mar 5, 2010

03:28:53 PM * ihavenoorgans why the fuck do we have so many goddamn people in here?
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:iconvo87:

Quote #47335

VO87 quotes,  Dec 17, 2010

<itsfrits> FUCK
<itsfrits> ITS PRINTING
<itsfrits> WHAT IS HAPPENING
<itsfrits> JESUS CHRSIT NO
<itsfrits> I NOW HAVE A PRINTED VERSION OF DAMN
<itsfrits> COMING OUT OF MY PRINTER
<itsfrits> HELP
<Chlorophyllistic> LOL


:iconkisayamyst:

Quote #44698

KisayaMyst quotes,  Nov 3, 2010

08:30:09 ** n1rvanat1zed has joined
08:30:15 <n1rvanat1zed> so basically a tip
08:30:23 <n1rvanat1zed> when your girl asks you whats your view on porn
08:30:28 <n1rvanat1zed> don't reply widescreen HD


:iconassclownfish:

Quote #42853

AssClownFish quotes,  Oct 3, 2010

10:17:57 PM <SonataOceanwaves> how do I join this chat?
10:18:05 PM <AssClownFish> ....:iconfacepalmplz:


:icontheemoticonist:

Quote #28380

TheEmoticonist quotes,  Jan 28, 2010

12:57:04 PM <cirkelrundspark> i cant even draw a nice stickman.
12:57:19 PM <SolaceEternal> cirkelrundspark: then draw a stickman that is a jerk to people


:iconathenatt:

Quote #45075

AthenaTT quotes,  Nov 10, 2010

<Beccalicious> "I have ADHD. It's like ADD except the picture quality is phenomenal."



On behalf of the Community Relations team, I'd like to thank anyone who has ever sent in a quote to dAmnIt. :hug:


As dAmnIt is being removed from the site tomorrow, we thought we'd look back at some of the best quotes from dAmnIt.
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:iconvanuinfiltrator:
VanuInfiltrator Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Why the fuck do we have so many goddamn people in here?
*Massive net split.*

:lmao:
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:iconkitana4549:
kitana4549 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
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:iconkitana4549:
kitana4549 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
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:iconii-edison-ii:
II-edison-II Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That moment when that person started to print things made me giggle :giggle:
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner May 2, 2014   General Artist
:( I'm still sad.
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:iconravenskysong:
Ravenskysong Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been gone from the site, I only just found out it has been removed. I try to be flexible but it makes me sad to think about all the wonderful memories and favorite quotes I didn't get a chance to save, simply because I wasn't staying up to date enough. If only they had let us keep viewing our favs.
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:iconravenskysong:
Ravenskysong Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
deviant art chat was the first time I was able to truly speak my mind and be myself, and now the remnants of many friends who are now gone are lost in the internet.
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:iconclearwater04:
clearwater04 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
sad to see it gone. 
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:iconrummylovesyou:
Rummylovesyou Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
OMG!!! It's been such a long time! It's good to be back and read this wonderful quotes =)
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:iconhogia:
Hogia Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I miss this so much.
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:iconxxdragonwingsxx:
xXDragonWingsXx Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist
XD These are hilarious 
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:iconpopkool:
popkool Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Apple juice makes you pregnate?
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:iconcatluvr2:
catluvr2 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pregnate?
wat?
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:iconpopkool:
popkool Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD Idk
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:iconbradleysays:
bradleysays Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
Yes. The juice from the seeds can do that, so be careful. :hmm:
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:iconpopkool:
popkool Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD


I WOW. YOUR ICON IS SO AWESOME!!!!
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:icondarkbrat18:
darkbrat18 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist

XD yeah right

 

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:iconthesnowe:
TheSnowe Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but if someone tells you there is wet paint you have to touch it to be sure?

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:iconthesnowe:
TheSnowe Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Make a petition!!
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:iconthesnowe:
TheSnowe Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconvanuinfiltrator:
VanuInfiltrator Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Quote #42853 killed me :lmao:
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:iconxxdragonwingsxx:
xXDragonWingsXx Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist
ikr
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:iconmegaanimefreak7:
MegaAnimeFreak7 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
It reminds me of tumblr XDD
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:iconloldrawer123:
LolDrawer123 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
l ate your pee
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:iconafsbrowser:
AFSbrowser Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconspongebobpedobearplz:
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:iconfoxythefunnyfox:
FoxyTheFunnyFox Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:facepalm:
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:iconpopkool:
popkool Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Welcome to dA
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:iconmandylandy62:
MandyLandy62 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I want the feature back, too.
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:iconragtagelsa:
RagtagElsa Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
On your signature, YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED OFF "DATING A FICTIONAL CHARACTER"! EVERYONE DOES IT!

BOB SAGET! (starts acting like Tourettes Guy)
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:iconbradleysays:
bradleysays Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
What?
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:iconpetrova:
petrova Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist
:heart:
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:iconwreckling:
wreckling Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013   Writer
Pleased to have been involved in the best of the best. :'D
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:iconleadheart787:
LeadHeart787 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, a great look in the past for the funniest DAMNIT quotes! I'll miss the feature greatly, but these journals will forever amuse me. ^^ Thanks for sharing!
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:iconkeplernova:
KeplerNova Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Those are hilarious! XDDD
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:iconskarrarico6:
SkarraRico6 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
O_____________O

XDDDDD

SO...

FREAKING...

FUNNY...

!!!!!!!!
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:iconmaicometshard:
MaiCometShard Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer

That last one. xD

My thoughts exactly xDDD

Another one is that I'm just an Ad. In HD. xD

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:iconultralithematic:
UltraLiThematic Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Such a shame to see it go. 
Always brought a smile and laughs. 
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:iconthelazygamists:
TheLazyGamists Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
OMG Quote #35688 HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconthelazygamists:
TheLazyGamists Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Why would it be removed??? ITS TOO AWESOME
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:iconi-is-smart:
I-is-smart Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I chuckled a few times through the list, but I really started laughing at "why the fuck do we have so many goddamn people in here?" and I could not stop after that so I was maniacally laughing by the time I finished the ADHD joke!
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:icontarynnefdt:
TarynNefdt Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013   Digital Artist
I specially lolled at Quote #22510. So funny.
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:icontarynnefdt:
TarynNefdt Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013   Digital Artist
Very funny - quite a collection
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:iconfeathery-blue-otaku:
feathery-blue-otaku Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
#29889 yesss
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:iconryuhia:
ryuhia Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
oh my god, I died xD
aw, why is it being removed? ;o;''
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:iconsavagefrog:
SavageFrog Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
These were officially my favorites OAO
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
RIP dAmnit. :iconoldhappycry:
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:iconkitsune0jester:
Kitsune0Jester Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Very sad to see it go. :(
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:iconfarand:
farand Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
Oh, mercy, mercy me. :iconcryforeverplz:
Awesome article!
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:iconbundleofstring:
bundleofstring Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013
The fact that I'm sleep deprived and stressed out with work made me look crazier laughing hard at these quotes XD
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:iconarjuu-na:
arjuu-na Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Student General Artist
QUOTE 29889 THOUGH
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