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The LOL Corner



This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! was a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you. As of November 30, dAmnIt has been removed from the site.

Feel free to note TheLOLCorner with a quote from the chat or forum. More details about this can be found here.

The Last 5 Editions:




The Quotes



:icondarue:

Quote #24321

darue quotes, Oct 26, 2009  

<Magicstix> i think the idea of humans as gods is probably more terrifying than humans destroying themselves ;X
<Magicstix> i mean just look at the people around this chatroom for example
<aeues> I want to be a POTATO!


:iconkisayamyst:

Quote #21496

KisayaMyst quotes,  Aug 16, 2009

23:48:51 <Rummylovesyou> I'm on fire
23:48:52 <Rummylovesyou> brb


:iconsunlightincarnate:

Quote #35688

SunlightIncarnate quotes,  Jul 14, 2010

12:58:33 PM <lucozade209> i rad the dictionary onece
12:58:39 PM <SunlightIncarnate> I can tell.



:iconmyntkat:

Quote #45603

MyntKat quotes,  Nov 17, 2010

<Athenas88> My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours
<tiganusi> damn right it's better than yours D:
<GaioumonBatou> I hate when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard.
<GaioumonBatou> I don't even have a yard.
<GaioumonBatou> wtf are they doing.


:iconsinixto:

Quote #22510

SinIxto quotes,  Sep 13, 2009

<SinIxto>THE SHIT IS BANANAS
<SinIxto>B
<SinIxto>A
<SinIxto>B
<SinIxto>SHIT


:icontalnoy:

Quote #21543

Talnoy quotes,  Aug 18, 2009

02:46:22 <Mewshi> not very many of my female friends play videogames, so most of them are male
02:46:45 <Talnoy> Most of your female freinds are Male?



:iconxfactorfanatic311:

Quote #35839

xfactorfanatic311 quotes,  Jul 16, 2010

<xfactorfanatic311> All I've been drinking all day was apple juice. Am I pregnant? :?
<MoUnTaInDeWmE> Yes.
<MoUnTaInDeWmE> Apple juice makes you pregnant.


:iconlordofdemise:

Quote #29899

LordOfDemise quotes,  Mar 5, 2010

03:28:53 PM * ihavenoorgans why the fuck do we have so many goddamn people in here?
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:iconvo87:

Quote #47335

VO87 quotes,  Dec 17, 2010

<itsfrits> FUCK
<itsfrits> ITS PRINTING
<itsfrits> WHAT IS HAPPENING
<itsfrits> JESUS CHRSIT NO
<itsfrits> I NOW HAVE A PRINTED VERSION OF DAMN
<itsfrits> COMING OUT OF MY PRINTER
<itsfrits> HELP
<Chlorophyllistic> LOL


:iconkisayamyst:

Quote #44698

KisayaMyst quotes,  Nov 3, 2010

08:30:09 ** n1rvanat1zed has joined
08:30:15 <n1rvanat1zed> so basically a tip
08:30:23 <n1rvanat1zed> when your girl asks you whats your view on porn
08:30:28 <n1rvanat1zed> don't reply widescreen HD


:iconassclownfish:

Quote #42853

AssClownFish quotes,  Oct 3, 2010

10:17:57 PM <SonataOceanwaves> how do I join this chat?
10:18:05 PM <AssClownFish> ....:iconfacepalmplz:


:icontheemoticonist:

Quote #28380

TheEmoticonist quotes,  Jan 28, 2010

12:57:04 PM <cirkelrundspark> i cant even draw a nice stickman.
12:57:19 PM <SolaceEternal> cirkelrundspark: then draw a stickman that is a jerk to people


:iconathenatt:

Quote #45075

AthenaTT quotes,  Nov 10, 2010

<Beccalicious> "I have ADHD. It's like ADD except the picture quality is phenomenal."



On behalf of the Community Relations team, I'd like to thank anyone who has ever sent in a quote to dAmnIt. :hug:


As dAmnIt is being removed from the site tomorrow, we thought we'd look back at some of the best quotes from dAmnIt.
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:iconvanuinfiltrator:
VanuInfiltrator Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Why the fuck do we have so many goddamn people in here?
*Massive net split.*

:lmao:
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:iconkitana4549:
kitana4549 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
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:iconkitana4549:
kitana4549 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
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:iconii-edison-ii:
II-edison-II Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That moment when that person started to print things made me giggle :giggle:
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner May 2, 2014   General Artist
:( I'm still sad.
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:iconravenskysong:
Ravenskysong Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been gone from the site, I only just found out it has been removed. I try to be flexible but it makes me sad to think about all the wonderful memories and favorite quotes I didn't get a chance to save, simply because I wasn't staying up to date enough. If only they had let us keep viewing our favs.
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:iconravenskysong:
Ravenskysong Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
deviant art chat was the first time I was able to truly speak my mind and be myself, and now the remnants of many friends who are now gone are lost in the internet.
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:iconclearwater04:
clearwater04 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
sad to see it gone. 
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:iconrummylovesyou:
Rummylovesyou Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
OMG!!! It's been such a long time! It's good to be back and read this wonderful quotes =)
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:iconhogia:
Hogia Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I miss this so much.
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