The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! was a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you. As of November 30, dAmnIt has been removed from the site.
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The Quotes
Quote #24321
darue quotes, Oct 26, 2009<Magicstix> i think the idea of humans as gods is probably more terrifying than humans destroying themselves ;X
<Magicstix> i mean just look at the people around this chatroom for example
<aeues> I want to be a POTATO!
Quote #21496
KisayaMyst quotes, Aug 16, 200923:48:51 <Rummylovesyou> I'm on fire
23:48:52 <Rummylovesyou> brb
Quote #35688
SunlightIncarnate quotes, Jul 14, 201012:58:33 PM <lucozade209> i rad the dictionary onece
12:58:39 PM <SunlightIncarnate> I can tell.
Quote #45603
MyntKat quotes, Nov 17, 2010<Athenas88> My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours
<isthisthingstillon> damn right it's better than yours D:
<GaioumonBatou> I hate when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard.
<GaioumonBatou> I don't even have a yard.
<GaioumonBatou> wtf are they doing.
Quote #22510
SinIxto quotes, Sep 13, 2009<SinIxto>THE SHIT IS BANANAS
<SinIxto>B
<SinIxto>A
<SinIxto>B
<SinIxto>SHIT
Quote #21543
Talnoy quotes, Aug 18, 200902:46:22 <Mewshi> not very many of my female friends play videogames, so most of them are male
02:46:45 <Talnoy> Most of your female freinds are Male?
Quote #35839
xfactorfanatic311 quotes, Jul 16, 2010<xfactorfanatic311> All I've been drinking all day was apple juice. Am I pregnant?
<MoUnTaInDeWmE> Yes.
<MoUnTaInDeWmE> Apple juice makes you pregnant.
Quote #29899
LordOfDemise quotes, Mar 5, 201003:28:53 PM * ihavenoorgans why the fuck do we have so many goddamn people in here?
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Quote #47335
VO87 quotes, Dec 17, 2010<FritsPlays> FUCK
<FritsPlays> ITS PRINTING
<FritsPlays> WHAT IS HAPPENING
<FritsPlays> JESUS CHRSIT NO
<FritsPlays> I NOW HAVE A PRINTED VERSION OF DAMN
<FritsPlays> COMING OUT OF MY PRINTER
<FritsPlays> HELP
<Chlorophyllistic> LOL
Quote #44698
KisayaMyst quotes, Nov 3, 201008:30:09 ** n1rvanat1zed has joined
08:30:15 <n1rvanat1zed> so basically a tip
08:30:23 <n1rvanat1zed> when your girl asks you whats your view on porn
08:30:28 <n1rvanat1zed> don't reply widescreen HD
Quote #42853
AssClownFish quotes, Oct 3, 201010:17:57 PM <SonataOceanwaves> how do I join this chat?
10:18:05 PM <AssClownFish> ....
Quote #28380
TheEmoticonist quotes, Jan 28, 201012:57:04 PM <cirkelrundspark> i cant even draw a nice stickman.
12:57:19 PM <SolaceEternal> cirkelrundspark: then draw a stickman that is a jerk to people
Quote #45075
AthenaTT quotes, Nov 10, 2010<BeccaJS> "I have ADHD. It's like ADD except the picture quality is phenomenal."
On behalf of the Community Relations team, I'd like to thank anyone who has ever sent in a quote to dAmnIt.